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Yellow-Jumpsuit
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Post subject: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions.  Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:27 am |
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I could care less
Therefore implying you do actually care which is the opposite of what you're trying to say.
While looking this up I got internet surfing on common phrases that don't make sense or just plain stupid ones. Or funny things you can reply to normal sayings.
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What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.
It's always in the last place you look well fucking obviously.
What ones spring to mind?
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w1cked
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:43 am |
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It is what it is
Everything happens for a reason
Well that's just your opinion
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Brooklyn_teacher
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:56 am |
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Here's one:
Americans say "I could care less" when they actually mean "I couldn't care less"
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Seburo
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:01 am |
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Hmm.
What's up? The sky.
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Patrol1985
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:38 am |
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This thread reminded me about this bash.org entry: <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava? 
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:25 am |
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six of one half dozen of the other.
Not for nothing.
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chezza
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:42 am |
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all of these sayings make sense. 
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mtlians
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:58 pm |
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gunna get.
Yes you fucking do, chocolate. Dumbass statement. Only problem with Forrest, Forrest Gump.
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gggleeson68
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:26 pm |
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"Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth." What does this mean???
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Post subject: Re: Phrases-That don't make sense or funny versions. Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:38 am |
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mtlians wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gunna get.
Yes you fucking do, chocolate. Dumbass statement. Only problem with Forrest, Forrest Gump. You realize they are refering to the box of chocolates that have different ingredients covered in chocolate, right? Sure you are going to get chocolate with each one, but you don't know what flavor will be hidden in the middle. May be caramel or peanut butter, or coconut or cherry or fudge or nuts or that nasty ass orange flavor. It's actually a very good metaphor for life. You can sit on the sideline and look at all the choices, but until you pick one and take a bite you don't know how it's going to turn out. You may end up getting caramel or peanut butter and have the time of your life, or you may get that orange crap or coconut. Which in that case you spit that shit out and grab another. Life is full of choices some you'll like and some won't be your cup of tea, but you can't have the good moments unless you are willing to risk the bad ones.
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