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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:34 am 
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ChassidicGentile wrote:
Even before she got implants she was beautiful...

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Agreed, it's just too bad she had to mess up a good thing with those insanely over the top fake titties. I can't understand the apeal of that. Has any one actually touched or played with fake titties? They don't feel right or even remotely real. Did you know that a girls insanity level is directly proportional to the size of her implants?

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:42 am 
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I always wanted to fumble a fake tit. I envy you. That's one of the few items still on my bucket list. And now I'm too old and too married.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
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I always wanted to fumble a fake tit. I envy you. That's one of the few items still on my bucket list. And now I'm too old and too married.

if you're not too straight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAqV7wgjyQ

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:20 pm 
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sculls wrote:
I always wanted to fumble a fake tit. I envy you. That's one of the few items still on my bucket list. And now I'm too old and too married.


Ok I've been thinking about your dilema and after you read this you're going to realize I have way too much time on my hands. However, we here at Rosstraining are a family commited to helping one another so here it is.
First you are going to have to buy two turkeys and let them thaw. Next skin them and set the skins aside.

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next you'll needto buy two small toy basketballs.
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You will then take each basket ball and tightly wrap them in the turkey skins. Now you can take the skin wrapped balls and attach them to a heavy bag or the wall whatever and then play all you want. That's going to be real close to how fake titties feel.


Glad I could help.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:37 pm 

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Skinsfan28 wrote:
Ok I've been thinking about your dilema and after you read this you're going to realize I have way too much time on my hands. However, we here at Rosstraining are a family commited to helping one another so here it is.
First you are going to have to buy two turkeys and let them thaw. Next skin them and set the skins aside.

Image

next you'll needto buy two small toy basketballs.
Image

You will then take each basket ball and tightly wrap them in the turkey skins. Now you can take the skin wrapped balls and attach them to a heavy bag or the wall whatever and then play all you want. That's going to be real close to how fake titties feel.


Glad I could help.

^^^ ~LOL~ ~LOL~

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:23 am 
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If they had medium breasts and stay modest with the augmentation and they properly stretch the skin. Then yes they can make them passable. You can still tell though, or I can. However, when they go way over the top like this girl it's like playing with beach balls. Her frame just can't handle it. It makes them very tight and unnatural feeling.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:35 pm 
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Thx for helping out, bro. Heading for the paultry store. :thumbs-up:

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:21 pm 
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sculls wrote:
Thx for helping out, bro. Heading for the paultry store. :thumbs-up:


Oh man the Paultry store isn't that where they sell paltry poultry? This is on your bucket list you should go first class.

Alternatively get your wife fake tits for Christmas - hey presto problem solved!

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:11 pm 
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Easy there, English ain't my first language. So if you find any spelling errors, feel free to keep them.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Pics of your ideal women- NO SAUSAGE PLEASE!
 Post Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:48 am 

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ChassidicGentile wrote:
After my girlfriend, this girl...

(Frikin' serious by the way. Absolutely love my gf to frikin pieces!!! Wouldn't trade her for anyone right now).

Anyway...
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Anybody know her name? Me and ice wanna know

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